17 insane and inane things on Lazada you didn’t even know (could) exist

Lazada is a huge treasure trove of almost anything you can think of like clothing, electronics, furniture…spy cameras, and many many other things you wouldn’t have thought of exist – from the spectrum of useful, to the ridiculously inane, and, taking it a bit farther, possibly kind of insane.

We’re talking insane in a “who would even buy that?” sort of way, but hey, we’ll leave you to be the judge of that.

Different strokes for different folks and all that, right?

Well, without further ado, let’s get this started.

1. Masterchef logo beanie

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Source: Lazada

Hyped up for Singapore’s Masterchef? Get yourself one of these Masterchef themed beanies. For both women and men.

Buy it here.

2. Dummy surveillance CCTV (with a flashing red light)

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Source: Lazada

Want a surveillance camera to scare people but not enough to want to commit to the likely exorbitant price of one? Get yourself a dummy camera – enough to scare people, but without the cost.

Buy it here.

3. Waterproof electric shaving hair remover trimmer

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Source: Lazada

This looks so much like a torch but is really supposed to be some kind of cheap epilator that trims and also shaves.

Buy it here.

4. Floor length bridal gown

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Source: Lazada

Always wanted a bridal dress at the paltry cost of…S$45.27? Get yours here, at Lazada.

5. Cute adult inflatable dinosaur costume

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Source: Lazada

Yeah, we really don’t know who this might even appeal too. ‘Nuff said.

Buy it here.

6. Colourful fake candy sprinkles

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Source: Lazada

Get some fake sprinkles here, at Lazada, for your… fake sprinkle needs? Alternatively, you could just buy yourself some real sprinkles in supermarkets.

Buy it here.

7. Armpit sweat absorption pads

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Source: Lazada

Okay, admittedly, while sort of weird, this could be pretty useful. Although we wonder if it’ll stick out awkwardly in t-shirts…

Buy it here.

8. Smart video doorbell with touch screen

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Source: Lazada

Expensive though it may be, you can’t deny that this is actually pretty cool.

Buy it here.

9. Wall-mounted digital alarm clock

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Source: Lazada

Ever wanted an alarm clock…but just needed that bit of pizzazz and bombastic-ness before waking in the morning? Here’s a giant wall-mounted alarm clock for you.

Buy it here.

10. Manual mincing machine chopper

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Source: Lazada

This works just like an electric blender, but without needing to plug in. By pulling a string, you’ll activate the knives into a full spin to mince your food into tiny pieces. We actually think this is rather useful since you don’t need to connect it to a power point to make it work.

Buy it here.

11. Electric shock chewing gum

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Source: Lazada

Let us paint you a picture: you’re feeling particularly cruel one fine day, and your friend asks you for a piece of gum.

You take out this electric shock chewing gum thing and they reach out for it…then ZAP!

We’d say that’s S$2.40 worth of a darn good prank.

Buy it here.

(We take no responsibility for any hurt feelings though.)

12. Remote control 3D cockroach

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Source: Lazada

Ah, Lazada. A prankster’s treasure trove, we think. Like this cockroach remote control thing.

What you use it for, well, we think it’s pretty self-explanatory as it is.

Buy it here.

13. Automatic infrared soap dispenser

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Source: Lazada

Always wanted those fancy automatic soap dispensers at swanky hotels? Realise your dreams for a paltry S$10.99.

Buy it here.

14. Quick-frozen dumplings box

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Source: Lazada

Actually a pretty useful item if you’re mass freezing a lot of smaller food-stuffs, like dumplings. Hate how they stick together like crazy? We’d say at S$4.10, this is a pretty worth it buy.

Buy it here.

15. Underwear / Socks storage box with cellular partition plates

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Source: Lazada

Always wanted to pack your undies / socks hotel-style? Start living with class for just S$6.20.

Buy it here.

16. Egg filter separation

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Source: Lazada

Well, there’re certainly other ways of separating the yolk from the whites cost-free, but if the entire process just boggles your mind or you just want to quicken the process just a tad, that’s not too shabby at S$3.10.

Buy it here.

17. FBI doggie vest

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Source: Lazada

Cute, loving pupper by day, police in the K-9 unit hunting down the most wanted criminals by night. Give this costume to that pupper to tell it you know of his or her exploits at night; you won’t tell.

Give him or a her a well-deserved treat too, while you’re at it.

Buy it here.

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